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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:30 am    Post subject: THE REAL LONE RANGER, (or dumb as it may be)... Ha! Reply with quote

The Lone Ranger




The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'



'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says:

'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?'





'You dumber than buffalo sh*t. It means someone stole the tent.'

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Friends, be patient with me, I suffer from this as well,
and sometimes miss the obvious..

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:07 pm    Post subject: lONR RANGER Reply with quote

I LOVE IT.

THANKS FOR A GOOD LAUGH.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a good one Steve.
In the same vein, The Lone Ranger and Tonto, a school mate of mine, here in Coogee, Sydney, has a plumbing business that trades under the name:

"THE LONE DRAINER AND PRONTO".

Very creative when you think about it!

By the way, thanks for such a great informative forum, as a wanna-be
owner it has a wealth of info that us researchers feed on.

Mark Brown.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not another prototype of yours Steve Very Happy





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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding alone through a valley and the Lone Ranger notices indians on the hills to the right, indians on the hills to the left, indians on the hills in front and when he looks behind, indians on the hills behind.
"Looks like we are surrounded, Tonto!"
"What do you mean, "We." White Man?" Tonto replied.

Don't ya just luv it!!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just for you Steve
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is very funny Steve! Very Happy
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